DARKNESS TO CONSUME FLORIDIAN ‘MUGGLES’ ; FOUL PLAY AT HAND?

If you listen closely to the whispers of Floridians…a darkness lurks in the shadows…as the Governor of Florida. Seen walking around various government buildings mumbling about the moon and whispering to lizards, Governor Rick Scott, locally known as “he who shall not be named” or “Voldemort”, has quietly and sufficiently convinced Floridians that solar energy…