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TOP 10

SUPER

HEROES

 

10) NORVILLE “SHAGGY” ROGERS

“Has a talking dog as a sidekick, most likely “buzzed”, mystery solver extraordinaire… Sherlock who??”

09) ORGAZMO

“He has an orgasm gun.  We repeat: ORGASM GUN. “

08) SPAWN

“A living cape accompanied by a blood-lust bent on revenge, straight from hell…..yes, please!”

07) SPIDER-MAN

“Web slinging from building to building, super senses and agility… excellent photographer.”

06) INDIANA JONES

“Discovered  The Holy Grail,The Arc of the Covenant,survived The Temple of Doom and proved that Aliens exist…”

05) HAN SOLO

“Master of the Wookie.  Slayer of the ladies.  Has a side gig as Indiana Jones. “

04) MAGNETO

“Manipulator of all metals, uncanny leadership abilities, maniacal genius.”

03) BATMAN

“Wipes his butt with 100 dollar bills, expert in hand to hand combat and stealth… and all those wonderful toys…”

02) SUPERMAN

“Basically invincible, flies, laser vision, ice breath, super strength and speed… only vulnerable to a space rock (kryptonite) that only Lex Luthor seems get.”

01) WOLVERINE

“Indestructible metal skeleton, super healing (the closest thing to immortality) and a fearlessness and battle rage unrivaled by any hero ever.  If you’re going to be in the trenches… this is the man you want on your side…..let’s not forget the claws.”

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